Sunday, August 10, 2003
why i love max and want to just marry him and have affairs like mad:me: although i can't wear bikinis for all the earth because i look gross with my ribs sticking out everywhere
max: right
max: I couldn't wear bikinis for so many reasons
max: hahahahaha
me: oh god
me: i just imagined you in a bikini and i think i'm scarred for life
max: hahaha
me: although my crossdressing gay males experiences have not been too great in the past either
me: one of the guy's dorms all get dressed up in dresses on halloween and it was so disturbing
max: I do want one of those skanky european bathing suits that isn't a speedo, but isn't quite normal
me: seeing a 6'3", 200 lb football player in a delia's shimmery pink minidress was one of the worst experiences of my life
max: HAHA
max: I should get one of those bathing suits
max: prada makes a nice one
me: yeah but speedos are okay, they don't disturb me as much as the thought of you in a paisley print shocking pink&white thong bikinis
why i love julia and want to bake brownies with her over a long weekend:
me: we should all meet up in boston!
julia: all?
julia: you me and your hips?
me: i talked to d and he said
me: quote
me: all the times i hung out with you i really wanted to be your boyfriend-like comrade
me: end quote
me: and i was like
julia: wow that's a funny way to put it
julia: /cute
julia: /annoying since it's in hindsight
me: yeah no shit
me: he's like the fifteenth person to do that to me
julia: argh
julia: people need to not be dumb
me: i have a knack for attracting boys who only tell me they like me after they move away to distant places
me: or just
me: you know
me: impossible to date
me: like
julia: haha
julia: like andy warhol?
me: 'hey i am dating your best friend now and i'm quite happy but man a year ago i was like crazy headoverheels in love with you'
me: 'oh well too bad'
julia: his ghost will visit you... yo, i'm really sweet on you i wish you could be my girl but you know, the whole death thing
me: hahahaha
me: oh also andy never told me he liked me
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