Monday, December 20, 2004
i know aim is a useless tool, waste of time, infernal device, spawn of satan, the lazy man's replacement for a social life, whatever. but man oh man.b: who's the lucky hunk
h: oh my plan's been updated
h: i am going to marry a girl
b: o?
b: even better
b: the lucky gal then
b: me?
h: so i will be able to refer to 'my wife' casually in conversations and more importantly, in classes
b: go for the gold, a man to woman transgendered person
h: oh that would rock
h: i don't know anyone like that though
b: for you, anything
h: aww that's sweet
h: i don't think it counts unless you have an operation though
h: actually, this could be easier
h: because then i wouldn't have to travel to vermont
h: we could just get married in new york or something and then you could get an operation and i could have a tragic tale about my husband-turned-wife who eloped with a pansexual
l: am i intimidating?
l: teachers and friends have pointed out that i can be intimidating
l: then again, maybe you're not the right person to ask
h: yeah i dunno
h: your boobs can be a little intimidating in their double F glory
in other news:
come march i will have a wife.
oh yeah, i am now betrothed.
college apps aren't really happening.
i'm going through noah yavitz withdrawal.
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